Bully was face to face with a banana that had 4 arms, 1 leg and a face. Bully shrieked like a little girl and ran behind Jerald and MT. “What, What, happened to the, the school?” Medium Timmy asked trying his best not to sound too scared of a banana. “It’s the weekend stupid. I rent out the building on weekends. It’s not even open yet, your principle simply forgot to lock the doors.” The banana said while smacking himself in the forehead. “Well that explains a lot, I guess we’ll be on our way” “Drop the stickers please”
-2 hours later-
“See you losers later” Bully screamed, still shivering. As Medium Timmy walked away, he felt a grumble in his stomach and realized that he hadn’t ate at all today. He sprinted the last 20 miles back home and got himself a banana (Fun fact: bananas are actually blue, are eyes just assume they’re yellow so they make us see yellow). As he was eating his banana, he realized that he had crossed by the school on weekends and it was never like that. Also, his calendar wrote: March 3, Monday. Medium was really started to suspect that something was fishy. I don’t mean like it seemed as if there was something wrong but that it smelled like fish. He followed the smell of fish out on to his front porch and saw a fish and chips truck. Like any real man, Medium Timmy walked over and saw a banana person with his back to the window cleaning dishes. MT ringed the bell on the counter and watched the banana person turn around. It was identical to the one he met at the sticker shop. “Um, hello sir” Timmy said feeling fishy about the whole situation (and this time it smelled like fish and he felt like something was up) “Can I get you something” the banana person asked. MT took in a deep breath and said: “are you the guy from the sticker shop?”. “What sticker shop? There’s millions at planet Alpha Delix C4U.” the banana person explained. “The one that’s rented out on weekends.” MT replied. “Well first off, it’s not the weekend and second, I don’t rent out any sticker shop”. The banana person explained”. “Hold on a sec.” MT told the banana person as he was already backing up towards the school. As MT ran off, the faintest smile rose on the banana person’s face.
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