Dear Diary.....

I'm in a good mood.

For once, I was able to finish up all of my paperwork for the kingdom. An entire month's work of proposals and civil engineering approvals.

More importantly, my statue will begin construction next Tuesday.

I'm ecstatic.

This call for a celebrating!......Sh*t, where did I stash my Whisky?

…….Hmm?

Uuugh. Someone is knocking on my door again. Right when I was about to have Chocolate Cake and Scotch! The nerve of these people these days.

Can't the humans solve their own problems without calling on this Fairy Queen!? She has stress too you know!

..................F**k。He won't stop knocking!

I answered the door.

There was a man stand in front of my tree. He looked like a policemen, but his uniform was weird.

It was bright red, and he had this silly looking brim hat on his head.

What was that? Royal North-West Mounted Police?

I told him I'm a Queen of a Alfheim. I don't have time to commit a crime.

This Mounted Police clarified that there was a hit-and-run accident up on the road near my treehouse. He was wondering if I saw anything suspicious.

I nodded and said:

Yes. You. Get out.

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The Mounted Police laughed at me.

And called me a cute little girl.

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I never knew that Canadians have such a ridiculous sense of humour.

They're frightening.

つづく。