Dear Diary.....

As Queen of Alfheim, the leader of the fairy folk, I’m sick and tired of random humans knocking on my tree hut. I've had it up to the tips of my wings!

I'm Royalty, not a hostess of a hot spring!

Asking me for favors that I have no time nor mood to give them. 

As much as I wish to declare war on the humans, I can't. If I were to complain to my court officials and prepare a war meeting... they'll eventually find out about the location of my private summer house. 

They will surely send in their best fae operatives to drag me back to the h*ll called my Throne. I really hate politics.

I prefer to keep my summer house a secret.

However, a Temporal Distortion Field isn’t enough. It keeps jumping my location to different points of human history. That’s why I get a lot of wierdos knocking on my door.

Strangers from Alaskan Expeditions, Pirates of some Caribbean, Astronauts landing on the Moon full of space cr*p, not to mention a talking Russian tank and Half-Elf... long story. Don't want to talk about it.

So as Queen, I have decided to make this right.

I will build a wall around my--

WHY THE H*LL IS EVERYONE BOOING ME!?

つづく。