(im not ok)

I am apparently going so insane that I no longer actually sleep in my bed, I sleep on the floor. But I do this shit with such skill.

HOW TO BE A FLOOR CREATURE

1. Get a big, fluffy comforter and fold it in half. Lay it on the floor, preferably in front of a window and against a wall.

2. Get one of those tapestry bedspreads, fold it in half, and lay it on top of the comforter.

3. Get your blanket and fold it up at the end of the "bed"

4. Put one regular sized pillow where your head will be when you lay down.

5. This is probably the most important part of this tutorial. Get your body pillow, preferably a non-anime one, and put that up against your wall. This serves two purposes. The first is to prevent you from banging up against the wall at night. The second is that, when you go through a nightly episode of self-loathing and intense loneliness, you can hug it and pretend that you're not utterly alone in life :)))

bye gamers