Alex Pier was gay. Like, really gay. And of course he wants to tell everyone. It's super easy to!

Just kidding.

Alex only wants his friends and family to know. Family; check. Friends; uh.

No.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

Alex couldn't work up the courage to tell his only best friend, Silas, he's gay. Because Alex has a crush on him. Also, Silas is as straight as they come. Life is fun! But Alex HAS to tell him; the school dance is coming up and Alex would rather lick the floor of the school bathroom than go with a girl. 

Ever since the rock incident, Alex had-

Wait.

Let's rewind a little and see what happened.