It was time for the second match of the young lions tag tournament and the first team came out wearing just straw hats and stained overalls. They both had a jug of moonshine in their hands that was being used to wet their long unkempt beards. A lot of the crowd yelled out with glee as the Moonshiners entered the ring.

The next team caused nearly every woman to stand up awaiting for Pretty Boys R’ Us to come out. The tag team was wearing no shirts and only a neck collar with a bow tie. Their smooth chests were exposed to all that may look upon them. Their pants were held up by only suspenders with heart designs upon them. They were wearing wrestling boots under their skin tight leather pants.

The men in the crowd were showing thumbs down, while displaying their disapproval of their partners lusting after another men.

The two teams sized each other out and the battle was now on. All four men were now battling each other. The ref called for the bell to be rung and the match was now official.

The ref put both of his index fingers together as he cried out,”one on one!”

Cleetus and the blond hair Connor remained in the ring and the others went to their respective

corners.

The crowd was shouted out rival chants,” Moonshiners! Pretty Boys!”

It was deafened to everybody inside the arena and into most of the backrooms.

The two wrestlers start to circle each other before they lock up into a test of strength.

Cleetus forced Connor down unto his eyes in front of him, while pressing down on his foe just with his arm strength.

The women were screaming for Connor to strike back before he is pressed unto the mat.

The redneck yelled out,”Come on, girly man! You can do better than that!”

Connor took him on his offer and forced himself back unto his feet. The man tripped Cleetus and caused him to fall chest first unto the second rope.

Connor rose to his feet and jumped through the second rope, next to his foe. He performed a Tiger feint kick by grabbing the top rope and rotated his body to kick Cleetus in the head.

The fat man fell back first on the mat, while grabbing his head. Connor immediately took advantage of his fallen foe.

Cleetus was soccer kicked in the head several times, before he rolled over to his belly. The pretty boy put his foe into a camel clutch. The move had the attacker pull the victim’s head and back rearward with their arms.

The men were yelling for the moonshiner to fight back, while the women cried out with glee.

Rufus was sticking his hand to tell his tag partner to tag out. Cleetus couldn’t get out of the hold for over one minute.

Rufus yelled out,”Get that girly boy off of you and get your fat ass over here!”

The men were chanting,”Come on, Cleetus!”

The moonshiner broke out of the hold, rush to his partner, and tagged Rufus in.

Rufus charged at Connor who jumped towards his corner and tagged out.

Duncan was taller than Connor and had dark black hair. Rufus was ready to go and chased his foe to the nearest corner, while performing a flying drop kick. The crowd was in awe over the five

hundred pound man being so agile. The move was so fierce that it broke the top turnbuckle, which caused the top rope to become loose.

The match was paused, while the ring was fixed. The fans were at a fever pitch when the match continued.

Rufus started to cartwheel towards his opponent and caught Duncan into a stunner, which knocked him unto his back. The foe tagged him partner back in, as he rolled out of the ring and unto the concrete ground. (A stunner has the attacker grab his foe’s neck downwards, while having his back to their opponent).

Cleetus called out to his partner to tag him in, which Rufus did just that.

It was Connor versus Cleetus again and the six hundred pounder was chomping at the bit.

The pretty boy rolled out of the ring to safety, which pissed off the moonshiner. Connor thought he was safe, as he had his back to his foe. But, that safety wasn’t wouldn’t last for long.

Because, the fat man did a flying crossbody to the two men on the outside of the ring. It was an astounding success, as Rufus added unto the strike with a flying belly flop to the two prone men.

The Rufus was counting, since the two teams were outside the ring. The moonshiners threw Connor into the ring with Cleetus rushed to pin his foe. Rufus was pressing Duncan against the side of the ring, while using all of his bodyweight. The pretty boy was powerless to get himself free of the moonshiner.

Cleetus had his foe up into the air vertically in a jackhammer powerslam and forced him down to the mat. The moonshiner landed his fat torso down unto Duncan.

The women were screaming out in horror, as the ref counted,”one, two, three!”

Young girls were crying that their team had just lost. The moonshiners’ music came on and the two men walked to the back.

They were asked for an interview and the two men agreed.

Rufus spoke,”Those punks were not ready for what we were going to give them. Those skinny boys, better be ready for us!”

Cleetus spoke,”What the hell is a Humble Rumble? Red Flare is a youngin’ from the famous Flare family, but he will do no better!”

The two Moonshiners walked back to the locker room.

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Pretty Boys R’ Us were being helped to the back by a few young boys (newbie wrestlers).

The interviewer was knocked out of the way as the losers were in no mood to talk.