DK: ALRIGHT EVERYONE GET UP!!! *blows air horn*
Mari: Go Bite Dark.
DK: Maybe I already did.
Jewel:*wakes up and hits my head* SH*T!
Mari: well are you sure it was you, i mean it could have been Jewel who did it, she has hickeys!
DK: She probably got them from Anti.
.Mari: Jewel is the only one doing the walk of shame.
Jewel: *looks in mirror* ANTISEPTICEYE GET THE HELL OVER HERE!! YOU GOTS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!
Dark: Ooooo Anti’s in trouble, By the way DK that was fun last night.
DK: SHUT UP DARK!!
Infelix: I watched DK!
Anti: oh ssssshhhhhhhh********tttttttt
DK: That’s not creepy at all.
Dark: Infelix do you want to fight?
Anti: *teliports away*
Infelix: we should fight with twizzlers!
Dark: Okay *grabs the candy*
Infelix: *grt from him* thanks! For grabbing them for me! I Didn’t have to move!* takes the candy and runs
Dark: Okay then.
Mari: I want some!
Infelix: Here!*throws it at her.*
Mari: thanks
DK: Who is starting today?
Dark: I think you should babe. *says wrapping his arms around her*
DK: D...dark… *says blushing*
Mari: awww yeah i think DK should start!
DK: S...shut up Mari and fine I’ll start.
Mari: Okay go!
Jewel: What’s going on?
DK: Well I’m starting T or D. So Anti T or D.
Anti: dare…
DK: I dare you to Run around outside without your clothes on and scream “My clothes ran away help!”
Anti: *gets up and walks outside and takes clothes off then runs around the house* MY CLOTHES RAN AWAY HELP!
Dar and DK: *falls to the floor laughing*
Jewel: * covers eyes*
Mari: *video recording* i am so going to show this at your wedding, you do not see that every day! `
Anti: *put clothes back on* “ I FOUND THEM! *walks back inside* t or d Dark?
Dark: Dare!
Anti: i dare you to hmmm.. I DARE DARK TO RIP ALL OF DKS CLOTHES OFF WITH YOUR TEETH!
DK: *face turns bright red*
Dark: Um……………..
Jewel: DOOOOOO IIIIITTTTTT >:3
Dark: I’m sorry but I have to.
DK: Whatever just get it over with *says face still red*
Mari: She”ll enjoy it!
Dark: *Rips off DK clothes with teeth*
DK: *runs upstairs to put on clothes that aren’t ripped*
Mari: *moves all her clothes down stair* i love my life!
DK: MARI!!!!!!!!!!
Mari: *set clothes on fire* SUFFER!!
DK: Mari please I don’t want to sit through this whole game like this. *says still upstairs and almost in tears*
Mari: *squints eyes* I DARE YOU!
DK: Oh no not even fair it’s not your turn it’s Dark’s.
Mari: this is a side dare!
Dark: *eyes turn red and black smoke starts forming*
Mari: CAN IT BATMAN, I AM MEAN GET OVER IT AND SHOVE A DILDO UP YOUR A**.
Dark: Excuse me?
Mari: YOU HEARD ME MCCHICKEN!
DK: Dark just go I’m never coming down.
Dark: Fine, Mari I dare you to go to walmart and buy flour milk and condemns fill them up with the flour and milk and throw them at random people in the parking lot.
DK: *still upstairs texts Jewel* Text: Jewel can you magically summon my clothes back up here so I can put some on plz?
Jewel: text: yeah * summons new clothing*
DK: Text: Thx your the best. *puts on clothes then walks downstairs*
Mari: *walks over and takes Jewels phone and breaks it with a high heel* DIE PHONE, DIE!!!
Infelix: *backs away slowly, turns around and runs*
DK: Why would you do that Mari?
Dark: Mari are you going to do your dare?
Mari: what Dare?
Infelix: yeah what dare
Mari: oh wait, i remember.*goes to walmart, and gets the items, and starts throwing them at people, but goes home and throws one at every one* ha the kinda thing you wanted in a condom!
Dark: Wow Mari you and Infelix must have been busy! *says wanting to tell that joke since he gave the dare*
Mari: i just went to the store and bought these*smirks* Dark truth or dare?
Dark: Wow then you two were really busy if you just bought them *smirks* Dare
Mari: i dare you to kill your self!
Dark: Okay *snaps neck*
DK: OMG MARI WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT *kneels down next to Dark*
Dark: Hey everyone why is DK crying
DK: *slaps him* Don’t you ever do that again!
Dark: Ouch, I guess I deserved that.
Mari: yup you did
Dark: Ok then now Infelix T or D.
Infelix: Dare! Are you there.
Dark: I dare you to go online and order the kinkiest sex toy you can find.
Infelix: okay *walks to laptop and buys the kinkiest sex toy* it will be here to morrow so lets end this.*watches everyone get up and run to rooms* okay then!*goes to couch and falls asleep*
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