As King Dedede was about to sit down he hears someone outside speaking aggressive Japanese. "That's him!" King Dedede finally sat his Fat penguin self down as rain started pouring  outside." FUCK!" The same Japanese person screamed as the door opened.

"One two-"  Masahiro Sakurai interrupted them and slammed a colossal suitcase on the floor.It opened and a Nintendo Switch and a 48 inch flat screen TV on a stand sat perfectly in front of King Dedede. A another person storms trough the door ,probably a body guard.They put down a chair under Sakurai and he sat down. "Slave,bow down."  He then slapped him on the neck and he bowed down like a stool.King Dedede sensed competition of his dominance.

"Hello,Sakurai. Welcome to our business meeting." Sakurai shaked his head and dropped a GameCube controller in front of King Dedede. "Im the important one,i make the calls.But yes this is a business meeting." King Dedede then pushed one of his Waddle Dee's queuing it to speak.In a squeaky voice the Waddle Dee screeched. "NERF PIKACHU AND PICHU,THEY DO EVERYTHING ITS SO UNFAIR!" Sakurai took a very deep breath as he picked Pichu in the game. "Play Pikachu." The Waddle Dee managed to pick up the GameCube controller,it smiled nervously as it picked Pikachu and pressed the "ready to fight" button.But Sakurai was not ready to fight,as you can tell from looking at his face. "How dare you ass face press ready to fight when your maker is not ready to fight?!I'm going to remove you from the rest of the Kirby games,Period." The Waddle Dee cried out of the room and king Dedede wanted to protest,without starting a commotion. "I will take over from here." King Dedede said,promoting his dominance. Sakurai was about to teach him a lesson, but he realized that King Dedede meant that he will play Pikachu. "Since our other representation has left the room,who will explain why Pikachu is,broken???" The Waddle Dee where all now scared of Sakurai,so King Dedede was left to dominate.

"I know your doing a buff everything demographic, but if your going to nerf anything it has to be Pikachu or Pichu. Pikachu's Neutral Air is so broken,it has low lag and it can drag down and start crazy stuff!" Sakurai seemed to adsorb the information,looking for a space to complain. "Show me a,example." King Dedede,being bad with any other character that wasn't perfect like himself,failed to preform a Drag Down Combo.He preformed down throw to Neutral Air but forgot to fast fall. "See,fair and balanced only 17 damage." King Dedede did a hand movement like if he was swatting a fly."You know what i'm trying to do,i just cant preform such a evil combo." Sakurai pulled out a Notepad writing down. "Buff Pikachu,make Pichu do 100 damage per hit." 

King Dedede was running out of ideas, so he started picking out stuff that salty 6 year old's would complain about. "Ganondorf's forward Smash and Neutral Air are the most broken moves in the game! Forward Smash kills Jigglypuff at 30, Neutral air does 24 damage!" King Dedede grinned as Sakurai had to think of a good comeback. Sakurai,being a Ganondorf main was offended. "You noobs asked me to do two things,make Ganondorf good and give him a sword.What did i do?BUFF GANONDORF AND GIVE HIM A BIG ASS SWORD." He slammed his GameCube controller on the platform. "Who's mad now,you have no facts to prove that hes not broken." Sakurai almost broke his chair as he stood up. "Well your Forward smash kills at 20 and ur Neutral Air can do, "Crazy stuff." but your not broken,no your the worst character in the game!" king Dedede was now also offended,he struggled to come up with a point but then remembered why he was the worst in the game. "Says the one who nerfed a bottom tier, but buffed everyone else." Sakurai snapped madly at his body guard,who then stood up."That's it i'm removing you from the game.No i'm removing you from all of my games!" King Dedede had completed his mission,he proved dominance over his creator.