Dave: hey what's going on? 

Bro: just talkin to the lil man and his boyfriend I just found out he has

Dave: oh ha..ha did I not mention that 

Bro: nope 

Dirk:...can we have our food?.....please 

Dave: omg yeah of course! 

5 minutes later 

Bro: just be happy your boyfriend isn't John 

Bro says while looking at dave with a stupid smile on his face 

Dave: fuck you

Dirk and Jake: .........????

Bro: I'm dating John's dad 

Dirk and Jake: omg haha 

Dave: damn I hate you guys 

Bro: well I should probably get going 

Dirk: are you coming back?

Bro: ....idk 

Dave looks at bro with a look of worry 

Bro: yeah and I'll bring lil cal

Dirk: omg lil cal really!

Bro: yup ok bye 

Dirl,Jake and dave bye! 

Dave: god why I hate lil cal 

Dirk: why

Dave: you don't want to know trust me 

Dirk: um ok

Jake: sadly I have to go but I'll be back tomorrow I promise 

Jake kisses dirk 

Dirk: ok I see you tomorrow 

Now you and dave are alone 

Dave: how you feelin?

Dirk: um ok I really wanna go home 

Dave: I know soon you will I promise 

Your name is dirk and you're damn tired of this hospital,the room, doctors and nurses