Officer: why did you punch this lady? Me: she said my dog was damaged goods because he's a rescue. officer:..... me: OFFICER PLEASE STOP HITTING THE IDIOT WOMAN.
Musings of a happily married, anxiety filled, body positive mega-dork. Join me as we snuggle the wild, untamed Boedy, chug hot cocoa, and rant about how long we have to wait until Halloween.
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