Okay, I wanted to write something, and I happen to know a couple (hundred) dad/bad jokes that I'm willing to share with everyone reading this (and by everyone I mean no one, no one's reading this). These first few are my own:

Q: Which writing utensil is never the best?

A: A number 2 pencil!

I guess you could also make that a poop joke, but I don't have the fart to do that. Get it? Fart? Like heart? No? Okay, never mind.

Q: What did the suicidal root vegetable say to the person about to cook it?

A: Turnip the heat!

Q: What do you say to a sweet food feeling down?

A: "Here, have some chocolate cheer up!"

Like syrup. That one was really bad, I know. In my defense I just came up with that.

Here's one my cousin told a lot last year (she was only 5).

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Boo!"

"Boo who?"

"YOUR'E CRYING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

That's all I can think of right now that's original. However, I'm not done writing yet because I have some entertaining stories from my life that I would like to share with you. So this first one took place a couple of years ago. Some background information: I'm half Korean, but I only know a few words of Korean. My cousins don't know very much Korean either. So a couple years ago, I'm at my aunt and uncle's house, and I see my cousin (who was 8 at the time) get hit in the balls by something my younger cousin (who was 4 at the time) threw at him. So he covers his crotch and goes "Ow, my gochu!" He also said this at other times when I visited him, so using context clues I assumed that gochu meant penis in Korean. But you know what they say when you assume. Unless you don't, in which case, look it up unless you're like 3 years old. Why are you reading this if you're only 3? You're a very advanced reader, good for you. Anyway, I thought gochu meant penis. So a few months later, my whole maternal family and I went to visit my maternal grandparents for Christmas. So my family and I get to my grandparents' house and pile out of the car. We all say hi to my grandparents, hug them, etc. Then my grandma goes "We've been growing some delicious gochus! You should all taste them." I didn't say anything, but I was freaking out internally. Turns out that gochu actually means pepper, but it's Korean slang for penis. If you already knew what gochu meant, well then I'm sorry. Now here's some stuff in Spanish (translation will be in description(also, keep in mind that I'm not fluent in Spanish and that my vocabulary is limited due to the fact that I can't type accent marks on this computer)):

Hola, amigos. Soy una persona muy raro. Yo vivo en los Estados Unidos. Hoy es martes, el dos de abril de 2019. Lo siento, mi lenguaje primero es ingles. Adios.