After considering turning on the garbage disposal to destroy that key. I decided against it. I addressed Annett “Allright sit across from me hands were I can see them. I'm not afraid to stab you with a kitchen knife.” Annett gave me a your so cute look and did as I instructed. Without taking my eyes off of her I shut off all the oven burners and dished up two plates. What? Don't look at me like that. I'm hungry. I set a plate down in front of Annett and sat down across from her. “You eat some first so I know it hasn't been drugged or poisoned.” If she didn't eat it there was no way in hell I was. Im hungry not stupid. Annett sighed “I wouldn't do that to you sweetie.” She proceeded to eat a few fork fulls and after she swallowed she looked at me. “See sweetie, Its ok.”
I sighed “fine i'll eat it. But if you call me sweetie again i'm shoving your hand down the garbage disposal.” She rolled her eyes at me. She looked at me approvingly as I ate. I hate to admit it but it was good food. The most I could do is boil pasta. She always kept her hands were I could see them. Which was good. I was way to keyed up right now and im probably going to stab her with this fork if she does something I didn't like. Besides breaking in. After I was done I decided to play her game and started asking questions. “Why did you break in here?”
“Because I missed you.”
“Because your mine and I love you.” I ignored that.
“How do you know I don't like eggs?”
“A good girlfriend knows theses things.” Im going around in circles. I'm getting absolutely nowhere. I sighed. I stood up and grabbed my coat. “Where are you going sweetie?” I ignored the urge to make good on my promise and shove her hand down the garbage disposal. If she wanted to play stalker girlfriend I was game for now. I looked back at her. “Come on, were going on a date. I know a good dessert place.” She seemed shocked that I decided to play along. I grabbed her hand and led her out the door.