"what is it?" I ask leaning on my grandfather's door he sat in his bed trying to send messages on his computer

"Ohh oscar... how do I make a message, not a hologram?" he asked

"You have to press the text Button" I tell him going over to his bed he looked well like a older version of my dad and he struggled with the new tech on board

"But then all the words disappear" he complains

"Did you say the words in a hologram recording?" I ask and he nods "then you need to put it in text to speak just ask cas to do it" I tell him "why not just send a hologram?" I ask

"Because she doesn't know what I look like and I'd like to keep it that way" he says "cas text to speak" he asked

"Recording" it answered

"Hey sexy lady... Been up all night thinking bout ya, send the free messages I like in the green" he says "stop recording" he says

"Recording ended" cas answered

"See it's easy" I laugh "who are you talking to anyway?" I ask as he sent it

"You remember that girl crystal, she used to play battle planet online with ya?" He asks

"Yeah what about her?" I ask just as a message came through he smirked opening the little hologram messages it was crystal I used to play online games with her all the time till... The incident, sat on a bed in a little green sexy nightie touching herself he smirked before he closed it again "you-" I began "why do you have to hologram sex with every girl I have a crush on online" I complain

"To spite ya" he laughs

"How would you feel I went and slept with one of your old girlfriends?" I suggest

"Oscar all my old hooks are dead" he laughs "I'll forward her stuff to ya if ya want it" he laughs

"No it's fine, you keep them... Kinda got over her anyway" I sigh

"After she caught ya jerking off on video call" he laughs

"Hey! I was not jerking off... I had an inch" I interupt

"Yeah same inch us get when your dreaming about that martian girl" he smirked

"Why does everyone in this dam thing know about that" I sigh

"You forger to turn your intercom off some nights" he laughs as kitty jumped on his bed "ya know something Oscar" he laughs

"What?" I ask picking kitty up and holding her tight so we could leave

"That things the closest to pussy your ever gonna get" he laughs

"Next time, I'm not coming down here to help you" I sigh "how did you convince crystal?" I ask curiously

"Told her I owned a plosj mine on helious" he smirked

"You are an old horny bastard" I laugh going to the door

"Really? Where did ya think ya got it from Oscar" he laughs so I sighed going up to my room laying on my bed petting my kitty often giving her head kisses.