Eyyy guess what we’re back and ready to uh… party I guess. So this year instead of Tyler’s whole house being a scary haunted house he did only half because of the whole Carlos incident, so yeah ain’t that nice? Well for him anyways, not for me and the… four of us that want to go through and try to find Tyler kinda stuff. Wait why am I censoring myself SHIT. Is that the first time I’ve cussed here? Who the FUCK knows, ha.

Anyways let’s get to costumes because you all would love to know what we’re dressed up as. First me, the beautiful Janse, I’m Mr. Incredible… Cassandra was supposed to be Mrs. Incredible but she has a fear of spiders and I’m pretty sure they don’t even dust the place. Gered is a werewolf, Carlos is some type of bear I’m not gonna ask but Gered might. Vance is a vampire- wait was that Alex’s costume like two years ago? Anyways anyways, Aaron is a skeleton, iconic, Ashton and Shawn are some type of weird couples costume also not asking, Alex is a zombie and Zeke is… not in a costume nice.

So we, of course, went to Ty Ty’s house except I don’t know what his costume is yet so chill. So then we walk in and Tyler turns his magical somehow spinning chair towards us as soon as we walk in, not kidding. He waves, oh shoot is he a lizard-? And Carlos looks like he’s about to faint, what the FUUUUCk. He just turned around suddenly, that shouldn’t make you pass out, right? That’s like me turning around to see ya and then ya pass out.

Oof my narration is terrible anyways. So then we all start talking and Shawn being the bitch of the group asks what Ty Ty’s holding in his arms, it’s another lizard, is what he replies with. Now I’m gonna do dialogue because I cannot narrate, starting with idk.

“Wait… so you’re a lizard… and that ugly thing’s a lizard? What’s a lizard?” he asked as Gered face palms and Ashton tries to step in.

“Shawn- you’ve seen a lizard before, remember when we went to the zoo-?”

“Sadly…” he rolled his eyes and looked closely at the creature. It stuck out its tongue and then he got real scared and hugged Tyler from bb20, “WHAT THE FUCK DID IT DO IT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE.”

“It’s not a snake you idiot, even a stupid person would know that. Wait I guess than you’re stupid-” Alex said sarcastically and then fucking bitch ass Shawn kicked him in the face poor baby.

Ezekiel picked him up and rip him he’s still conscious though just with a bloody nose, “dude, Shawn was scared! What did you expect him to do when you suddenly insulted him?”

“I expected not to be kicked in the face?” he raised his eyebrow, “it doesn’t matter anyways, it already happened and sadly I don’t have a time machine, just lemme bleed out and shit.”

And while all that was happening Ashton was getting Shawn off of Tyler because he’s already humiliated that guy enough and I decided to ask Shawn and Ashton about their costumes because I’m not good at keeping truths, “so… um, what are you two… wearing…?” I asked in a confused tone.

And then Shawn interrupted Ashton, like the bitch he is, “excuse me??? You uncultured swine??? I’m Fafnir from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and Ashton’s Makoto from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid!!! You jerk!”

Ashton just kinda blinked, “he made me buy all of this, I swear. I wanted to use Gered’s lion costume but it was made more wide than tall and it didn’t work out.”

I chuckled a bit, “rip you man, rip you… anywayssss, you wanna do some haunted house stuff? I went with Gered and Car last year and it bombed.”

“Oof, and yeah! I’m not really scared by much-”

“Liar,” Shawn rudely interrupted. Like always.

Ashton chuckled awkwardly, “don’t lie about lying, baby boo.”

“Stop lying about lying about lying!” he hissed.

I just kinda stared at the two as Ashton picked up the demon and gave him to Ezekiel, “yeah I’m going.”

“So it’s me, you, and Vance and Aaron said they wanted to go too. Ty ty doesn’t wanna spoil his shit and the rest are babies baby,” I pretty much just summarized.

“But I’m pretty sure Alex isn’t afraid he just doesn’t wanna go-”

“Have you seen him.”

“Well duh.”

“Not literally you buffoon,” I hit Ashton on the head softly.

“Owie…” he rubbed his head.

I rolled my eyes, “oh shush, you’re fine…”

“Whateverrrr… and isn’t Aaron easily scared or-”

“Surprisingly he’s not like Carlos when it comes to that stuff, sometimes he laughs at it.”

“Sadistic.”

“You’re boyfriend’s more sadistic than him b i t c h.”

“I’m not female sorry.”

“Stop being such a lil b i t c h boy.”

Ashton slightly inched to the others, “so are we gonna go or keep arguing?”

Wow for once I’m not the one asking people to move on, “kk baby.”

We walked over to the others and recruited the ones who wanted to come, leaving Tyler, that may or may not be an evil genius, with the babies of the group. Not trying to offend my bffs buttttttt- butt ha, wait what was I talking about? Oh yeah never mind. Actually I don’t really care so rip me.

And then with our four person group, we went! To the, “haunted,” part of the house. I was in the front again, ironically, I guess I’d make a nice leader- or president. I’m not really into politics that aren’t, “offensive,” to people like me though, ichronic. Me and Alex should talk more about that stuff- anywayssss… so we be walking. I’m in the front but Ashton isn’t far behind. Vance and Aaron and holding hands like good bffs but I’m pretty sure Vance still isn’t over him. Oof sad. Yeah he has a boyfriend but- never mind it’s not my right to get into that kinda stuff. Like Gered I’m terrible at narrating I’m in a terrible school for terrible kids so I’m obviously not that smart. Pretty much unexpectedly Vance, which is my baby boy love him to death, was the first one to crack, slightly. You’d think the man that does nothing but plays video games would be used to jump scaring but maybe he doesn’t play those kinda games.

Ashton went after him, and weirdly Aaron was last. I got scared but besides Aaron everyone screamed a bit as well, Vance has always screamed like a girl, ha. I love all my babies to death but Aaron’s starting to scare me more than this haunted house, no wonder Ty Ty and him get along so well, they both barely get scared… like ever.

After getting completely scared, and realizing that Shawn wasn’t lying for once… Ashton isn’t a jump scare person, just like Vance, and screamed every SINGLE fucking time something suddenly appeared in front of his eyeballs, even when I accidentally punched him in the face… don’t ask.

So then we walked back to where Ty and the rest were they were either asleep or on their phones… for Carlos it was both, except Tyler of course, he was playing with his lizards.

Ashton decided that poking his unconscious boyfriend was okay and I didn’t wanna see what happend next. Luckily Gered wasn’t asleep so I just screamed at him and that worked, but Carlos was asleep… so I just made Gered deal with that. I’m a great friend.

So after we all got up, we all suggested where we go next. I suggested a bar because we went there last year and the alcoholics would agree with me, and they did, even some weirdos that I wouldn’t expect to say yes to that idea, like Ezekiel.

We all in Tyler’s truck, since he has a truck and it’s larger than Gered’s mom van. Honestly take that in anyways you want but now we’re in a truck, half of us didn’t even get seats. It’s a four seater with extra seating for unconscious drunks I guess.

So after lots of convincing and providing the anxious weirdos with seats, we were ready to go. Ugh it took forever to convince Alex of all people to just get in the truck without a seat though. There were already so many people wanting to sit in seats that we had to cut ‘em but he was NOT about that. He kept saying stuff that would probably never happen like he’d get thrown out a window and die or something but just about everyone said that would be impossible. It didn’t work, and now Shawn’s sitting in Ashton’s lap.

And after all of that crap we finally FINALLY got to the bar. Pretty nice place, I’ve been there a few times but definitely not as many times as Gered. But then something weird happened. Not really weird, just… awkward.

Aaron tapped on my shoulder and asked, “can I go home,” like bitch we had that whole thing with Alex when you- ugh never mind.

I then just sighed a bit and grabbed Tyler to deal with this, because this ain’t my forte.

Aaron then repeated his question, “sorry I just… I really wanna go home and- I mean… I don’t feel like-”

And then Tyler interrupted him because he wasn’t gonna stop stuttering, “baby if you wanna go home you can but… I wanna know the reason first, so I can help you before you decide to leave. I want you to have a fun time,” he smiled a cute lil smile like come on if I weren’t into girls, oof.

“Well um… I just… feel like this isn’t going to go well. I can just feel it…” he looked around the room as he whispered softly to him, (I was eavesdropping-ish oof) “like I don’t believe in ghosts or superstitions but-”

“Yeah I get that,” he pat his shoulder, “with people like Gered around that’s a given-”

And then on que, Gered yelled, “HEY!” from his location. And then I laughed a little, damn I love him.

“... I just don’t wanna die…” he said with a mostly straight face.

Ty Ty sighed in slight relief, as his boy was just worrying about shit that would never happen, “baby… that’s not gonna happen. I’ll keep you safe if I have to!”

Aaron chuckled awkwardly and it seemed like everything there was solved so I started eavesdropping on Ashton to make sure Shawn didn’t drug him or something. And of course it started with Shawn shouting,

“Why don’t you like our couple’s costume!?” ooh drama.

“I-I didn’t say that I didn’t like it it’s just… not my thing, ya know? I’m not really into the same things you’re into and I’d rather do something simpler-”

“You don’t have to rub in that we’re different! I’m already aware of that! Bitch! A-and if you didn’t wanna wear this you could’ve just said so!” he yelled, “I wanna drink…” he mumbled at the end.

Ashton sighed, “I’m sorry babe it’s just-” no Ashton no you’re in the right you can do whatever you want don’t say sorry this bitch doesn’t deserve it- “I don’t know how your anime stuff works… sorry…” nono don’t say sorry- “sorry… you can get a drink if it’ll make you happier… but I don’t want you throwing punches at anyone including myself… okay?” he looked down at Shawn since Shawn was looking down because I don’t know Shawn’s stupid.

He groaned and looked over at his sweet sweet bf, “fine… just… if you don’t like something… next time tell me… I love you and I don’t wanna fuck it up… because of something stupid like this…” (and then he indeed fucks it up because of something stupid like this.)

Ashton smiled, “good… and I will. I’ll tell you next time, I just wanted you to be happy and let you choose this… even if I thought it wasn’t my kinda thing… ya know…” he did some of those awkward poses because this is awkward.

Welp, time to eavesdrop on someone else. Hey why not I get a drink- wait fuck I’m the driver when they all drink- never mind. I can’t trust the rest of them.

I decided to see wazzup with my awkward babies Car Car and Gered. Carlos looked to be drinking his life away and Gered was too except he was trying to make very small small talk.

“So baby, um… how’s… your weird costume?” that’s not the way to go but it could always be worse, right?

He turned and glared at him, then turning back to face forward away from his bf.

Gered sighed, getting a bit closer to him, “are you excited to eat all of the candy that we bought beforehand? Weren’t we gonna watch The Nightmare Before Christmas? Ya know, since you don’t like horror stuff… and it’s like half Halloween half Christmas.”

Carlos only grunted in response, only speaking up slightly to order another drink. I feel so bad for my man Ger, he’s trying so hard but a drunk Car is hard to crack. Good luck man.

We only have a few minutes now until this place closes, since it’s Halloween and some of these peeps have kids. Who should I eavesdrop on…? Wait only Zeke and Al are left, I guess they’ll do.

They’re kinda boring to be honest. Like I just walked up to them and they’re cuddling. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that but… it’s not my juicy cup of tea.

So then I just kinda walked away from that area, trying to rally up my friends and being bored internally because this shit was boring as… shit. I don’t know. This was a boring night that lasted too long, for me at least. Being the ultimate third wheel is so boring. Well again it took awhile but after Shawn got kicked out it was pretty easy.

I’m pretty sure everyone was at least a little drunk but I didn’t care enough to ask anyone. Honestly I just wanna sit down with Isabel and tell her how boring this was. And then like… go to bed at a normal time.

As soon as I got out of the car and dragged at least two people to their dorms I finally got to my place and sat down, Isabel wasn’t there though, shit. Well, I guess I’m not gonna bitch tonight. Maybe I should text TyTy? He wasn’t as drunk as the rest and I’m bored. Well this is… the end. Hope you enjoy your Halloween… and don’t do what I did. Go trick or treating or hand out the fucking candy. Parties are boring.