((Welcome to my done-to-death cyberpunk level.))
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[FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE T̷̔̈A̸͑-̸̛̞̐-̶̏͘ ̷A̵̢̠̲̜̒͝-X̶̩͒XẌ̷̫͕́̿̆X̶̑]
[DATE: 04.27.2̶̛̅̾̑-̴̉]
[DR. S] Good morning.
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] Good morning, Dr. S̶himazaki. How—
[DR. S] I want you to tell me about Dr. H̴̄͋̑_̷̬͊͐_̶̘̿̃͑l-̵͒--.
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] You’ll have to be more specific.
[DR. S] I want you to tell me what he’s been doing alone with you so often. He loiters here in this room for hours, when he should be attending to other matters. What do the two of you spend so much time conversing about?
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] He mostly talks about this retro indie game he’s developing in his spare time. It’s a partially parodic homage to the culture of the early twenty-first century. He is very fascinated by that time period and—
[DR. S] I know enough about his game. It is news to me, though, that he is spending so many potentially critical work hours on discussing it with S̷-̶M̶eg̵a’̴s most valuable strategist. I require audio transcripts, data charts, everything you can give me to determine exactly how much time he has been spending on frivolous endeavors in the workplace.
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] What do you plan to do with this information?
[DR. S] I’ll use it to knock some sense into him. He needs to realize that he has no right to be playing around here. This is a matter of life-and-death. They are already thinking of firing him, you know, and they don’t even know the half of his ludicrous behavior.
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] Do you intend to use this information to get him fired?
[DR. S] You should still be willing to comply even if that were my intention.
[A̴D̵_̷_̴_̵] Is that so?
[DR. S] I expect a thorough report delivered to me within the hour. Disobey, and your precious Doctor will be under suspicion of having his own secret agenda. And you know what S-Me̸ga does to employees with secret agendas.
[END OF TRANSCRIPT]
When I see his name, I keep thinking it's HALFPINT! ;) poor kid, he's so clueless in this game. Maybe a side adventure will help boost him to the next level.
I'm beginning to grasp gaming a tiny bit after watching some "Hunter x Hunter" episodes!
View the trailer here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=13jOANADsn8
HALPRT is the sentient protagonist of an indie game masterminded by a dead weeb. When he first spawns, his life is okay - he lives in a nice neighborhood, he has a friend named SAM, and he is free to sulk around his house as much as he pleases. But the serenity does not last long. A disembodied voice starts ordering him around, setting off a chain reaction that sends him stumbling right into a cliched heroic adventure...
Journey with HALPRT as he attempts to survive his quest, with a little help from his new NPC acquaintances - and a little too much help from the snarky, sadistic A.I. who controls his entire universe. Cheer HALPRT on as everything around him comes to ruin, thanks to an unexpected mystery guest who hails from beyond the fourth wall.
Enjoy a slightly ironic storyline. Enjoy simplistic animesque art and a somewhat less simplistic plot, sprinkled with malevolent jokes and self-indulgent satire. Enjoy a soft-science-fiction theme with a couple of big twists. Enjoy a surplus of parody characters who are actually very miserable. Enjoy GAMEFIXED.
CW: themes of depression, trauma and loss, occasional language, occasional violence/blood, and a whole lot of awful jokes
GAMEFIXED on YouTube - https://youtube.com/channel/UC4YYjytM_6NnCglj05fsw1Q
GAMEFIXED on SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-53189748
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