"Help me! Help me! T-the teeth is sinking into my body! Byaaa! Byaa!"

I opened my eyes.

W...wasn't I on my way to meet my maker in heaven?

Wh-why am I lying on a patch of grass... And why was it so cold, aaaaaw groooss. Wet grass got into my panties! Oh no, not my braaaa!

"Byaaaa! Byaaaa! Noooo! M-my spine is being used a chew tooooy!"

I woke up again, halfway in ripping disgusting grass from my... maidenly parts. I twitched to the sound of the voice. It was that of a crying child...

... Followed by this odd bleating noise... like a weeping sheep or something.

I honestly didn't know which was which.

...Wait no... It has to be that noisy and pathetic Goddess. She must have felt her holy pride was scorned when she couldn't defend herself from a 9 mm.

So she was using kidnapping and ventriloquism to get back at me.

... F**k it. I'm punching her in the jaw. Hup!

*SLAM!* *BOING~!*

"BYAAAAAAH! BYAAAAAAAH! M-MY FACE HUUUUURTS! (>#<)"

"Oh! So bouncy!"

I thought I decked out the useless Goddess...

... Only for my fist to rebound off this oddly rubbery looking sheep thing...

Squeezed between the jaws of a wolf, the size of a Harvey Davidmen Bike.

"... S...Sorry little guy."

"Please don't apologize! Just save me! Th-the monster's teeth is going to pop my kidneys! M-my body can't hold out any longeeeeeer!"

"...Wow you really are a chew toy. Not even those fangs are leaving a mark."

"HELP ME BYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"