I am not ashamed to say this.

I just arrested a Wolf that was bigger than me. 

I saved a cute little sheep that could talk and make adorable 'byaah' 'byaah' sounds every time I poke it's tummy~♥.

I felt like a good girl today.

"Byaaaaa! Byaaaah! M-my legs can't stretch that faaaaaaaaar!"

"Incredible! You're can even expand larger than a chewing gum! J-just what exactly are you made of little sheep!?"

"I don't know! But please stop pulling my head away from my bodyyyyy!"

"And your fluffy coat is so soft. Why, I can squeeze you like a hugging pillow! Like this! And a couple of this! And a bit like that! Squuueeeeze~♥"

"Byaaaaaaaagggggggg....S...suffocatiiiiiiiiiiiing (@x@)."

I gave the little guy, er, girl a tight hug, snuffling her to my bosom. 

I then held the little talking creature up and under the arms and gazed at her with love and adoration. 

As if she were my flesh and blood child.

"I'll call you Dolly!"

"... I'm not a clone."

"Oh, oh! Let's see if I can stretch you and fling you across the air like an elastic band!"

"BYAAAAAAAAH! BYAAAAAAAAAAH! I CAN'T FLY! I CAN'T FLYYYYYYYYYY!"