Andy’s head pounds him awake. As he starts to open his eyes, the light stabs into his pulsating brain. He rolls over onto his back and groans while rubbing his eyes with the base of his palms. With a loud breath, he drops his arms to his sides to hopefully creep back into the painless realm of sleep. That was until a hand fell onto his bare chest.

His eyes shoot open in shock, followed by a rapid closing as the light reminds him of why they were closed in the first place. Open and close, open and close, his eyes shutter until he can barely stand the light. Peering down his chest, a purple, feminine hand rests just over his heart (which was now pounding harder than his head).

He uses his eyes to follow up the arm to the draped white hair and bare boobs hiding under the covers. But the thing that shocked him way more than even the arm hitting him: Becky’s resting face looked peaceful and he even thought she might be smiling in her sleep.

Andy’s stomach, on the other hand, was anything but restful. The mix of alcohol and anxiety was doing a number on the poor human as he was desperately trying to wrap his brain around what must’ve happened the night before.

Before his thoughts can even pretend to come up with an idea, the resting oni stirs. Her eyes flutter open and rest on Andy. “Well good morning!” She giggles softly and runs her finger across his chest. “How was your night?”

Andy gulps and scratches the back of his neck. “Uh, you know.” He sits up and laughs nervously, pulling up his knees to avoid any tents from being pitched. “H-how was it for you?”

Becky rolls onto her back and puts her hands behind her head. “Eh, not all that good.” She peers at Andy from the corner of her eye with a wry grin. Andy’s face turns an even darker shade of red as he hangs his head in shame. She laughs and slaps his arm with a back hand. “Relax, kid! You were pretty good…” Andy lets out a sigh of relief, “For a human.” This prompts Andy to then roll his eyes. “But don’t think you’ll get to make a habit of it, so I hope you have a real good memory of it…” Becky accentuates the ‘real good’ and gives him a wink before closing her eyes and snuggling herself back into the bed.

“Haha… Yeah.” Andy laughs nervously a few more times before biting his knuckles in some desperate attempt to pull back any memory of the night before.

Becky pulls in a deep breath before slipping out the side of the bed for Andy to see her bare back as she stretches her arms. “I’m gonna take a shower while you think about what you did.”

Andy didn’t know what that was supposed to mean but he didn’t like the way she said it. “Uh, sure, the shower is-”

Her laughter stops the words in his mouth. “Buddy, I made your apartment, I know.” She crouches down to slide on her underwear and puts on her bra to ensure Andy wasn’t going to get to see anything. She strides into the bathroom and locks it behind her. The sound of rushing water makes Andy’s thoughts rush in a variety of ways.

It’s not long before Becky’s mental torture begins to drive him insane. Andy gets up and puts on his pants before walking to the bathroom door and leans his shoulder against it. “Uh, hey, Becky?”

“Yeah?” He can barely hear her voice over the sound of the water but it’s clear enough to keep going.

“Well I… Had quite a bit to drink last night and I’m kinda foggy on some of the stuff that went on. Could you help me jog my memory?” He scratches the side of his face with one finger as he feels his cheeks warm.

“Oh man!” Her voice sounded pleased. “You wanted to do some pretty wild stuff.” This came as a surprise to Andy who’s eyes were wider than the pit in his stomach. “I didn’t know how kinky you are, too. I mean, you came up with some stuff I’d never heard of.” Andy put his back to the door and let himself slide down to the floor in pure shock. What could he possibly have done last night?

Suddenly, the door clicks open and he falls backward onto the tile floor. Looking up, Becky is wrapped in a bathrobe and crouching beside him. “Andy. I’m fucking with you.” Andy’s brain goes blank as his face just hangs in confusion. Becky begins to laugh hysterically. “Dude! You should see your face. I carried you back here and you immediately stripped naked and passed out on your bed. So I decided I’d join you to give you a little scare in the morning.”

“What?” Her explanation did not help him in the slightest.

Becky shakes her head with a smile. “Oh my lord, you are so easy, Andy. It’s gonna take a bit more than a few drinks before I let you sleep with me.” She pats his face with a wink before standing up and strutting out of the bathroom, leaving Andy alone to stare at the ceiling.