I saw a movie called Bikini. It was two parts and was very revealing. It didn't suit me very well (I just heard that joke today for the first time and thought it was great).

Q: What's the best food?

A: Cheese. It's gouda, no, grate!

This next one is a joke I read in a book when I was a kid, and I thought (and still think) it is the worst joke ever.

Q: What do a gorilla and a chicken have in common?

A: They're both gorillas, except for the chicken.

Terrible, right? These next two are more common jokes, so you might know them.

Q: How do you get holy water?

A: You boil the hell out of it.

Q: What did Yoda say to Luke Skywalker when he was trying to eat pasta with a spoon?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

I heard this next joke a lot when I was a kid, and I always thought it was disgusting.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogey (boogie) in it.

Q: What's the difference between a piano, tuna, and glue?

A: You can tuna piano (tune a piano) but you can't piano a tuna.

Q: But what about the glue?

A: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Q: What does the ocean say when you greet it?

A: Nothing, it just waves.

I guess this joke might also work in Spanish too with a few little changes, since hola means both hello and wave in Spanish.

Q: What does the grape say after it's stepped on?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine (whine).

Q: What did the math books say to each other?

A: "We both have a lot of problems."

That's all I can think of right now, goodbye.