Watching the pitiful human scribble away in the notebook I came to the sad realization that my daughter had no taste in men whatsoever.

This stick of a man was who she decided to mate with?

This human?

Really?

If she liked humans I could have arranged for something better the men I had chosen were warriors, kings, I even put a few angels in there for the sake of diversity and this is what she goes with?

and you do know what the worst part was? This want the first time this had happened.

All my children were just truly disappointing when it came to choosing mates.

Lets start with Diablo, he married a witch who then cast a spell on him to turn him into a jade statue that she used to harness the powers of hell to rule the world. I had to send a whole army to save his sorry behind, then he spent the next two centuries half drunk in grief!

Crying about how I had caused their divorce,

As if I'd let one of my own children become a power stone for some over ambitious crazy woman.

He wasn't even the worst one, nothing could Compare to Mi and her 'whirlwind romance' with Death, that toxic relationship was the cause of the bubonic plague and when you separate them for the good of humanity and the world you are crowned a bad father who doesn't understand two people in love.

So when Yu Yang told me she was pregnant with half mortal babies I had half a mind to start the apocalypse early and just end this whole thing, of course the big man up there wouldn't be too happy with that so I opted for the next best thing.

Bringing this sorry excuse of a man to hell and ordering him to be a good father at least until Yu yang woke up.

The whole laying eggs thing had been super tricky and she was really tired afterwards so we let her hibernate, she could wake up in a year or a century, I didn't know but until then the husband would raise the children.

I am just too old for this shit.

Now it's time for him to meet them.