We were outside and there was snow on the ground and it was snowing and on top of that my forehead was bleeding. The wolves, they looked at me like I was the holy grail or something. Then one speaks. Like literally speaks. I guess this explains why I was born with wolf ears and tail. “What shall we do with this one alpha?”

“She looks like the one so she is now alpha, not me.”

“Ok but what do we call you then?” Are they dumb or something?

“Alpho of course. That’s my actual name.”

“Um, hello I'm not a wolf. And what the heck is happening?”

“You are welcomed to live with us wolves or you reject and we eat you. Take your pick.”

“Um, live with you I guess. But my name isn’t alpha it’s Luna. Like the moon? Luna.”

“NO WE WILL CALL YOU ALPHA OR YOU WILL GET EATEN ARE WE CLEAR?”

“Yes Alpho.”

“Now, here is your dinner.” They give me a dead deer.

“Thank you I will enjoy it.” Then I rip into its flesh with the pointy teeth I was born with like a wolf's teeth actually. Then I realise, I’m eating raw deer. Bones, fur, blood, organs and all. Disgusting. After that disgusting array of guts and blood we go and hunt again.