Iona:
Guys! Guys! Look look look up!

Iona:
It’s finally time!!!!! Yay ^0^/

Iona:
It’s tiiiiime for the big announcement!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Odila:
ah yu the big stupid one

Odila:
ok so inskgivng is may 22 to may 23

Odila:
the thing wire the tapas nerds give each other ink wnd give back and blah blah big happy failure

Odila:
but work vs idol only has what. ten-ish followers? or less if theres another pornbot pirge

Odila:
SO GOD NEWS WE ALL GET TO SLEEEP AN ETRA DAY

Iona:
Odila!!!! That’s not it at all!!!!! >__<

Dusty:
well be fair she’s right about us generally sucking

Dusty:
but hell this is a big chance to get our names out there!

Dusty:
we can rope some dumb saps into actually subbing for our garbage adventures. And maybe not starve!

Dusty:
i’m all for not starving

Iona:
BUT MOSTLY this is a chance give back to all our wonderful readers~! Right?

Dusty:
yeah that too i guess

Iona:
So~! We’ve got a super extra big event!

Iona:
CHECK ☝

Iona:
IT 👋

Iona:
OUT 👈❤👀

Lori:
Good heavens, is this true? Seven updates in two weeks!

Lori:
How exciting!

Lori:
How buffer destroying!

Lori:
The writer really *must* be desperate to get fans.

Iona:
Can’t you guys TRY to be a little more optimistic about this? ;_______;

Serafine:
Forgive me, but I simply must chime in. I am nothing short of elated by this news, but never doubt that we prioritize quality over quantity in all endeavors!

Serafine:
After all, what comes next is a thrilling duel between the cagey and witty Quirky Dream, our very own Ms. Odila Caro Dean, and my most favorite career guidance counselor in all of Ferris City--the incisive Cary Rivera!

Serafine:
In her perilous quest to rehabilitate her new flock of wayward idols, Cary’s first challenge may well be her last! --S

Odila:
godila or go home

Dusty:
odzilla

Lori:
Odzilla versus Carodan?

Iona:
Ladies lets stay on topic! (ﾉ >_<)ﾉ

Serafine:
What dark secrets are going to be revealed? Why is Odila determined to destroy her career with Dream Come True? Can Cary get to the bottom of her hidden grief?

Serafine:
And what sinister secrets hide behind Odila’s baleful smile?

Serafine:
Join us this Inksgiving for the final act of Work Versus Idol! --S

Dusty:
wait the FINAL ACT?! When were we going to be told about this?!

Odila:
now apparently

Odila:
also dude why do you sign your texts

Serafine:
I merely wish to express that I’ve completed my train of thought, and eagerly await response and rebuttal. --S

Lori:
Nvm them Serafine. Your introduction was lovely.

Lori:
But this is ridiculous.

Lori:
That means this story will only be twenty chapters long. And Dusty and I barely got any lines at all!

Dusty:
yeah, you do know how bad that looks, right?

Serafine:
My apologies, this confusion was all due to my own overzealous performance. Allow me to remedy that.

Serafine:
Join us this Inksgiving for the final act of Work Versus Idol… Season 1! --S

Iona:
💥🙀💥🙀💥🙀💥🙀💥

Iona:
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!

Dusty:
oh

Odila:
wevz

Lori:
Well, I suppose that works.

Iona:
GUYS! IT’S OUR STORY! A LITTLE MORE ENTHUSIASM PLEASE!!

Iona:
=_______=

Lori:
But I am excited to see what’s going on next. With all of us, really.

Lori:
I bet most readers barely know our names.

Dusty:
i think that was a little too backhanded?

Iona:
Well Lori, Dusty! I think you’re going to be pretty happy with the grand finale!

Iona:
Our ~HUGE~ announcement on Inksgiving, May 23rd!

Odila:
its season 2 and dusty and lori are going to be starring it

Odila:
yay odila you got the guess prize

Iona:
😑 There’s more to it than that!

Odila:
like what is there cake

Iona:
You’ll have to wait until May 23rd to find out~!

Odila:
i am practically jittering with quiver

Lori:
Ew.

Lori:
Anyway, to sum all this up...

Lori:
Eight new episodes are going to be coming up in the next two weeks

Lori:
With a special double episode post on May 23rd

Lori:
Along with more details on Season 2! Hmm, that actually is a lot now that I type it all out.

Iona:
Right? Make sure you subscribe so you can stay up to date on all the festivities! Let’s all have a happy and fun Inksgiving everyone!

Iona:
And remember, meeting our community milestones means you’ll be refunded up to 20% of your ink! Wow~!

Iona:
So save up so you can support all of Tapas’s wonderful creators! Including our lovely and talented creator of course 💕💖✨

Odila:
pz feed the ugly old gay hag that write s this

Odila:
so we can continue to exist

Iona:
Don’t make it sound like a threat!

Iona:
Anyway friends! DCT is so excited to be a part of Inksgiving!

Iona:
The Tapas community has been warm and welcoming to us since day one! And events like these are a good chance to nurture and spread that support!

Iona:
That’s the kind of love and beauty that can change the world!!! 🌈🌍

Lori: Very nice dear! 😊

Iona:
Dream Come True is here for you~! I hope to see you all soon~~!

Iona logged off

Odila:
dude she beat me to the logoff punch. bass turds

Odila logged off

Dusty:
i still have no clue what’s going on, but can’t wait to work with you more Lori

Lori:
Likewise! Let’s make it a good show.

Serafine:
Ah, to see more of Lori is already a treat of treats! And Dusty, no doubt you’ll make the stage dazzle with your brilliance.

Serafine:
I’ll be eagerly awaiting to see you both! --S

Serafine logged off

Dusty:
weyelp its way past my bedtime

Dusty:
night Lori

Lori:
Good night!

Dusty logged off

Lori:
I suppose it’s up to me to do the closing...I don’t think I’m best suited for this sort of thing.

Lori:
I’ll do everything I can to make the next season a great success.

Lori:
Our future is going to depend a lot on my story. Which is troubling. After all, my story isn’t a happy one at all...

Lori:
I’m sorry, I’ve said too much. I hope to tell all of you more soon.

Lori logged off

Cary logged on

Cary:
Hey everyone, I’m here for the announcement.

Cary:
Guys?

Cary:
What the hell, they did this at two in the morning?

Cary:
Do you people ever sleep?!

Cary:
AUGH

Cary logged off