I freaked and told them nothing about the god key. Probably not the best idea. Instead I told Second to go around to the front and ring the doorbell. Then I introduced her as my new friend to my parents. I gave them a fake name because I can't just keep calling her Second. I just said the first name that started with S. I introduced her as Sage and told them that her parents worked a lot and weren't home much so she’s probably going to be here a lot.

Considering I don't have many (or any) close friends they were thrilled I was finally socializing. They started to ask her questions and I panicked but Sec- I mean Sage, answered them all with the answers my parents wanted to hear. She answered them perfectly with an award winning smile. Damn, I wish I could do that. Anyway training with Sec-I mean Sage! went on as usual. I knew I was going to need to start explaining things soon because they're not idiots. They're going to notice all of these changes. But I was going to stall for a little while..... Who am I kidding? I'm going to stall as long as possible. Anyway my parents got out an air mattress and let Sage sleep in my room. It was semi mortifying that they didn't care about any details as long as I had a friend..... I'm never going to hear the end of this......