Hours pass in Andy’s apartment as he masterminds his payback. The joy of getting back at that stupid, sexy Becky was even helping him forget his hangover. When Noon comes around, he strides out of his apartment with an excited pride. Right after him, Becky comes out of her own apartment, just down the hall from him. Andy drops his obvious smile almost instantly and replaces it with a more friendly grin. “Becky, wanna grab some lunch before we hit the office?”

Becky turns in a mild shock at Andy’s voice. “Oh, uh, yeah sure. What were you thinking?”

Andy walks over to her and the two begin to walk together towards the elevator. “I don’t know. Sandwiches? Subs?” He shrugs and looks over at Becky who keeps her eyes forward as she nods.

“Yeah sure. But you’re paying.” Stepping into the elevator first, she gives Andy a clever gaze.

Following after her, Andy returns her smugness in kind. “Nice try, but no one has paid me yet.”

“Shit!” Becky curses the administrative system she works for. “Fine. But you owe me!” She points an accusatory finger at Andy who simply shrugs. “Also, no chips. I’m not paying extra to hear you crunch all the way to the office.”

Andy chuckles but understands the sentiment. “Fair enough, can I at least get a drink though?”

Becky sighs and rolls her eyes while stepping out of the metal box. “Ugh, if you have to.”

“I think I do.” Andy wasn’t about to back down on his free soda.

“Alright… But you’re only getting a medium!” She walks backwards into the entrance door so that she can shoot her seriousness straight to Andy’s face. Andy shakes his head as the two head out to one of the various nearby Subway shops.

The small talk they have is mostly inane and boring. There’s some mild teasing by both parties. Ultimately, though, this whole part was really boring so we have opted to remove it and jump ahead to after they’ve bought their food for your sake.

“I thought we weren’t buying chips!” Andy lambasts Becky for her crunchy side dish.

“No. I said you couldn’t get chips. I never said I wouldn't be.” She takes an especially large chip and crunches it with an excited malice. “Mmm, these are delicious. Shame you didn’t get any!”

Andy takes a large bite of his sub and ignores all manners to speak with his mouth full. “You know, you’re truly cruel. An actual demon among demons.”

“Aw! Thanks, Sweetie!” She gives him a pure smile before crunching down on another crisp, potato treat.

Andy, with the speed of a cheetah, whips his hand into the bag of chips and pulls one out. Before Becky can even react, he tosses it into his mouth and bites down. “Ha ha! Delicious!”

“You bitch!” Becky slaps his arm in a playful anger. “Now you owe me a chip too!”

“I don’t owe you anything!” Andy jogs ahead, attempting to put space between himself and the angry oni attempting to attack him for his crime. The two continue their back and forth until they reach the office. Tossing their trash when they get inside, the two board an elevator once more before Becky leaves Andy behind on her floor.