Apparently, I have talent as a comedian. Why? Because they couldn’t stop laughing. No, not with me.

At me.

‘Dude, ar-are you serious!?’ Jason spewed, holding his stomach in pain. This is partially your fault, you bastard.

‘Well, good luck,’ Karin said, finally managing to suppress her giggling, ‘I’m sure you’ll make a fine president.’

Sometimes I wonder whether friends are really worth it.