so one day I was in Walmart and then some random dude who had a strong accent came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy a pizza cover. I said yes because my pizzas pop in the microwave sometimes, and then he gave me 20 pizza cover boxes! So I paid for them and went home. But when I got home I opened them and there were FUCKING CONDOMS inside. So apparently he actually said "would you like to buy some penis covers?" and I didn't understand him BUT STILL! Anyway I felt depressed that I now had 20 packs of condoms but I didn't have a girl. So I did what all depressed people do: I ate a whole jar of vitamin gummies to make me feel better, and then died because I overdosed