Once upon a time there was a boi named will smith and he made an amazing invention, called the time to die machine. It was the best machine ever and it was able to kill anyone who stepped in. Anyway since the title is "oH cRuD iTs TiMe To DiE" its time to die I guess. Anyway one day I was walking down the street and the same GODDAM guy who sold me the condoms and made me kill myself by overdosing on vitamins (wait, how am I still alive) and he gave me a contraption. He said it was a sex toy. I put my dick in and pressed the button and then MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!! Anyway he was gone and then I drank a lot of beer for absolutely no reason (oh wait I was depressed)