One time luigi came to papa yoshi and started fucking him and then papa yoshi had a baby and then luigi was mama luigi (wait if yoshi had the baby wouldn't he be the mama) and they both went to dinosaur land and beat bowsers ass (wait it was bowser junior) and then freed the yoshis and then luigi died of disappointment because baby yoshi was being an idiot and papa yoshi became depressed and killed all the other yoshis.

Anyway so today I was walking down the street and then I see papa yoshi and he pulls me inside his house. He starts sucking my dick (wait it fell off) and then I was traumatized so I killed him and killed myself with vitamin gummies (yet again)