Why not? You guys do it all the time.”

“Are you two together?”

“No.”

“There’s your answer. We’re responsible enough to be gay. No babies here way too stressful.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah so either you go to back to bed and don’t do anything, watch us like wierdos, or do eachother.”

“No.”

“Sorry, what?”

“No.” That ticked me off. A lot.

“Why not?”