Chapter 2 the hunt is on
Somehow I pick up the scent on a herd of buffaloes and it seems like there are, maybe seventeen of them.
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We eventually find the herd and after five days of constant walking and, my amazing planning skills, somehow we take down 15 (you heard me correctly) of them. “Your intelligence has paid off my deer (see what I did there) alpha.” He seriously thinks he’s funny.
“Um, thanks?” Seriously though he kind of freaks me out. He says they will eat me in like every other sentence. “I’m going to bed.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I don’t want you to, also it’s dinner time.” That’s the best reason ever, I think sarcastically. But seriously that wolf dude freaks me out. Worse than escalators (you heard me).
“But I don’t feel like eating.”
“NO we will eat you if you don’t eat with the rest of us.” There it is again *sigh. I guess it doesn’t get old with him.
“Ok, fine.”
“Good now we don’t have to eat another alpha.” Oh. My. Gosh. The actual heck man. The actual freaking heck. Oh heck no I’m leaving once that all fall asleep this is getting too crazy. Just way too crazy for my liking.
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After eating we all go to bed (except me of course) and I escape but just barely. Then I hear calling behind me, “ I will get you!”
Over, and over, and over again.
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