Almost every story starts with an interesting prologue, it's really a pain to write one, let's just skip it and cut to the chase.
I take it back, I'll write one just not to piss off the readers:
"___, You must follow the path of truth, the Bible shows the correct way to heaven. You must not 'SIN'!!! It is terrible, a disgusting thing which will send you to hell, ..., and lastly don't get too close to girls, they will make you fall in love, trap you and lead you away from your Goal"
And so hearing the words which were along these lines, a child (that's obviously me) who was more than mature enough for his age sets out in this long messy journey called Life.
Was that interesting enough? I guess not but whatever, let's get on with the story