After a few hours our leading ladies had a long fly over to Tromania, it involved a very rude Monica who laughed all the way at the airplane movie and snored while taking a long nap much to Claudia’s annoyance.
They arrive and meet with the contact at a café.
Ivan: Welcome to Tromania Frau Monica. Frau...F-Frau Claudia w-where are your pants?
Claudia’s face goes slightly red.
Claudia: Its a long story.
Ivan: Ri-right....been years since I’ve seen ze Barney undies.
Claudia (covers): They are cute ok? And I like dinosaurs.
Ivan: Clearly. Interestingly enough, zat is reason you have been summoned here to Tromania.
Monica: What? Claudia’s dorky undies?
Ivan: Nein. A dinosaur of some kind has been terrorizing ze people of ze city late at night but ze authorities are helpless to stop ze creature. Every time ze show show up, it vanishes.
Monica: oh yeah, right.
Claudia: Oh true, we remember now, excuse us, It was a long flight. Does it only come at night?
Ivan: Ja. Even more frightening, it has already consumed at ze very least ten people!!! All zat is left of zem is there underwear for whatever reason...
Claudia: Yeah, thats just embarrassing.
Mónica: Like I said, thats some crazy cheeky stuff.
Ivan: ja. Even more strange it clearly has a preference in taste for young women who.....
Monica: Who what, Ivan?
Ivan: Who wear childish underpants....
Claudia: Geez, what a coincidence.
Mónica: HAHAHA Looks like we already have the bait!
Monica says smiling at Claudia and putting her hand on her shoulder.
Claudia: Oh no!!! I refuse to be bait this time!!! I could be eaten!!!
Mónica: Relax, you will be alright with me.
Claudia: Really!?! And what makes you being here make me safe from creature that’d want to eat me!?
Mónica: You know I am a great shooter, I will at least distract that thing before it does anything to you.
Claudia: You better be right....
Mónica: Damn right I am, dude.
Mónica then gives a small spank to Claudia's butt.
Claudia: Eppp stop that!!!
Monica: Lets go and prepare for tonight, bring you cute butt to the hotel.
Claudia rubs her butt with an annoyed look on her face and follows Monica to the hotel.
Hours later, Claudia is nervously pacing up and down a street in the middle of the city, trying to draw the creature out.
She speaks into her communicator.
Claudia: Are you sure this will work, Moni?
Mónica: I am sure, cotton butt.
Mónica is on the roof of a building with a sniper and a sub-machinegun on the side, looking around and waiting for something to appear.
Claudia: Ugggh hate that name!
Monica: How about cutie booty instead?
Claudia: Thats not any better!
Monica: Choose one or the other.
Claudia: I guess Cotton butt is less embarrassing.
Monica: That’s the spirit!
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Claudia: W-what was that!?
Mónica: Probably our dino.
Claudia: Oooh Moni, where is it!?!
Mónica: I cant really see it.
Little did either know that the creature they are hunting is a special kind of dinosaur, its a supernatural creature that travels through the shadows of the night. And now it stands unseen behind claudia. It lowers it's head till its perfectly behind her and gives a large huff from it's nose. The sudden feeling of the warm air behind her makes Claudia freeze in terror.
Claudia: M-M-M-Moni?
Monica: Yeah? what is it?
Claudia: I-I think it's right behind me....
Mónica: I cant see anything, are you sure?!
Claudia: P-Pretty Su-
Claudia's voice was cut off by a muffling sound.
Monica: Claudia? Claudia!!?
The blonde looks through her sniper scope to where her partner had been standing moments prior and finds claudia's lower half and flailing legs jutting out of a large shadow that seems to be devouring her. That's when it clicks with Monica.
Monica: Shit, its a Shadow-Rex.
She starts shooting towards where she thinks the Shadow rex is, her shots seem to hit as the beast rears itself from the shadows and exposes itself as massive creature standing at least 20 feet high. As it rears back, the rest of Claudia is slurpped into it's mouth.
Monica: N-No!!! Claudia!!!
In a matter of seconds though, the large carnivorous mouth is forced open to reveal a clearly distressed Claudia holding the mouth open while screaming.
Claudia: MONICA!!!!! SAVE ME!!!
Mónica starts shooting towards the rex and does as much as she can to put it down with bullets.
Mónica: You filthy animal!
After several moments the Rex spits Claudia out and retreats back into the shadows.
Mónica: Claudia! are you ok?!
Claudia: .....I-it nearly ate me!!!!!
Monica: I know but I saved you.
Claudia: But it nearly ate me!!! Y-you promised it wouldn’t get that far!!!
Monica: I never said anything like that. I said you wont die and you didnt.
Claudia:.....B-but you…!!! You said...Huh?
The Rex’s arm emerges from the shadow and hooks it’s claws into Claudia’s waistband.
Claudia: M-Moni....help.
Monica: Claudia!
Monica starts shooting at the rex, it pulls up and starts bouncing Claudia by her Barney undies as it tries to flee the bullet onslaught. After several minutes the beast gives up and releases the severely wedgied Claudia.
Claudia: M-Moni.......
As Claudia is falling she runs towards her and catches her.
Monica: I am here, Clau.
Claudia hugs Monica.
Claudia: Thank you… Moni?
Monica: Yeah?
Claudia: I think I need ice for my tushy…
Monica giggles and rubs Claudia’s bottom.
Monica: Your booty will be fine.
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