Can't write porn, sorry.

In a dream, I was surrounded by dicks and I just HAD to say dick and point at them. So when I woke up I said dick. My little sis is around 5ish and asked what is dick?

ME: dick is a bad word don't say it.

Sis: But you said it.

Me: No I didn't.

Sis: Yes you did.

That childish argument went on for five minutes-ish

Sis: What was the word again?

Me: What word?

Sis: The word we were fighting about.

Me: We were fighting?

Sis: I think we were...

Me: No we weren't

Me: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Sis: What???

Me: What?????

Sis: You're weird.(leaves room)

Me: I know.