>D_Randall:Alright uh I don’t know if this is gonna work or whatever

>D_Randall:but if any of y’all get this

>A_St-Jean:Randall?

>D_Randall:Yeah it’s me!

>D_Randall:I made a secret groupchat with my mad hacker skills

>D_Randall:fuck cops

>B_Chulev::O

>B_Chulev:It is good to hear from you again

>R_Niel:Right back at ya

>R_Niel:What’s new with everyone?

>B_Chulev:I should be the one asking that

>B_Chulev:After the Settlement Program collapsed our sector went into top secret mode

>B_Chulev:I only still have my tablet because I bribed the commisar 15,000 rubles and two bottles of rakija

>R_Niel:Rakija?

>B_Chulev:Grape brandy

>B_Chulev:There was a big farm in my sector but they got rid of it to build a factory

>B_Chulev:It makes ammunition cartridges for plasma rifles

>B_Chulev:Every week they send a few crates to the Chinese sector next to us

>D_Randall:O_O

>A_St-Jean:Do you think anything is going to happen?

>B_Chulev:I do not know

>B_Chulev:Best of luck to everyone

>D_Randall:...damn

>D_Randall:I came here to kick ass, go to space, represent the human race

>D_Randall:where did it all go wrong

>R_Niel:fuck if I know man

>R_Niel:gotta make the best of it I guess

>A_St-Jean:agreed

>R_Niel:Do the aliens know?

>D_Randall:I don’t actually know

>D_Randall:We had a visit to a Seppian sector the other day but it was just a lecture on their culture and stuff

>D_Randall:So I didn’t exactly get to ask questions

>R_Niel:It WaS jUsT a LeCtUrE

>R_Niel:man get out of here you’re in SPACE talking to ALIENS

>R_Niel:HOW IS THAT NOT

>R_Niel:THE COOLEST

>D_Randall:yeah you’re right

>D_Randall:it’s pretty cool

>B_Chulev:YOU HAVE SEEN THE ALIENS?

>R_Niel:you haven’t?

>B_Chulev:NO

>B_Chulev:WHAT ARE THEY LIKE

>R_Niel:I mean

>R_Niel:they’re aliens

>R_Niel:they’re kinda hard to describe

>B_Chulev:FUCK YOU >:[

>A_St-Jean:The Seppia are, how you say, cute

>R_Niel:wait like, puppy cute or hot date cute

>D_Randall:does it matter?

>R_Niel:are you telling me you wanna date an alien?

>D_Randall:are you telling me you *wouldn't*?

>R_Niel:...

>R_Niel:I don’t know???

>B_Chulev:is this what we are talking about now?

>R_Niel:I FUCKIN GUESS SO

>B_Chulev:Saeu have two times the arms

>B_Chulev:Therefore Saeu are two times better at the cuddling

>B_Chulev:Is simple mathematics

>A_St-Jean:I studied mathematics I can confirm

>D_Randall:Ok but the Pigmen are all big and round and soft

>D_Randall:and Seppias are just big sentient alien dogs

>D_Randall:so I’d like to argue that they too are good at cuddling

>R_Niel:sigh

>R_Niel:I’d like to suggest a motion:

>R_Niel:Saeu are big spoons

>R_Niel:(4 arms + taller)

>R_Niel:Seppias are little spoons

>R_Niel:and Pigmen are for ppl who sleep with 20 throw pillows

>D_Randall:MOTION PASSED

>B_Chulev:Seppias have the tentacles however

>R_Niel:oh honey

>R_Niel:you’ve got a big storm comin’

>D_Randall:have

>D_Randall:have you

>D_Randall:have you not spent any time on the internet

>D_Randall:like at all

>B_Chulev:...

>B_Chulev:I am afraid

>A_St-Jean:um hello excuse me

>A_St-Jean:I think we are forgetting someone

>A_St-Jean:Where do the bashnya fit on the spectrum?

>R_Niel:I mean…

>R_Niel:low?

>R_Niel:Unless someone wants to have one rip them apart in bed

>D_Randall:pass

>D_Randall:that’s a no from me dawg

>B_Chulev:would be romantic on beach

>B_Chulev:no need for umbrella

>B_Chulev:lay down on towel and have nice talk

>R_Niel:eye stalks tho?

>B_Chulev:eye contact is important, yes?

>A_St-Jean:exactly

>R_Niel:...

>R_Niel:y’all aren’t wrong

>R_Niel:but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna say you’re right

>D_Randall:yes you will

>D_Randall:see u in hell bitch

>A_St-Jean:OH HO HO

>R_Niel:y’all have a lot of goddang nerve saying that

>R_Niel:y’know

>R_Niel:in light of this conversation

>B_Chulev:we are aware

>B_Chulev:see you there :]