Last time slinky arrested a man with money on his pants and matter was being stupid as always. I can't even remember what he was doing! Well, they were eating chicken n' cheese sandwiches with A1 dipped trousers,( obviously, matter thought of the trousers) when the dudes trousers fell off! Did I mention they were interviewing the dude? The only thing the dude would say was "get your free sour cream dogs at yummy bun bun mart!" Of course matter lied so he could go get one. Slinky who stayed to interview him finally made him talk. Unfortunately the only other thing he would say was " you will get 50% off coupon for life with a side of 5 mayo-radish packets!" He couldn't pass up the deal so he went to get his sour cream dog. While walking the dude back to his cell slinky noticed a sound coming from the dudes pants. Slinky took off the dudes pants, he had boxers fortunately, and found jewels everywhere on the inside of his pants. Through the week no one claimed the jewels so slinky and matter were allowed to take them. Now there's good news and stupid news. The good news is slinky used his share of the jewels to buy a new car for them to use. The stupid news is matter used his share to buy all of yummy bun bun mart to get free sour cream dogs for life. So Slinky and Laughing Matter continued to save the community again!
The end. Be sure to read the next story "the glass eye" to get more jokes than Charlie Brown riding a unicorn covered with poop colored chocolate while the looney toons help scooby doo solve the mystery of the missing tube socks.
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