Last time the heroes capture a dude with........precious........in his pants. This time, what? I don't want to do that story! *whispers* I mean I will do that story and not because of a picture of me with underwear on and holding a Lego truck like a baby. Anyway, hehe, laughing matter was taking a, seriously, *sigh*, stroll through the park when he saw a woman with a glass eye. He ran home to tell slinky who didn't believe him because he was drinking chip juice and wearing an "I'm an Idiot!" Hat. The next day slinky was shopping when he saw the woman with the glass eye. So he ran home and told matter and he was like "I told you". So for the next few days they kept seeing the woman and slinky kept wondering why they kept seeing her. Slinky decided to follow her and in an alleyway she took out her glass eye and opened it up to grab a little camera. Slinky realized that she was watching them and taping them. He immediately jumped out and grabbed his cuffs. The only problem was instead of cuffs he held two hot dogs connected with a marshmallow stick. FYI the stick was bendable. But the funniest part was he cuffed her anyway! He called matter to bring the car but when he picked up he went Jarvis style and said " What can I do for you sir?" But it got worse when he arrived. He went batman style and said " quick, to the bat cave I mean to commissioner Gordon!" So we went to the station and turned her in and later they found out that she had a bounty on her because she committed a Grand Theft Auto. IK right?

The End. Don't forget to check back for more Slinky and Laughing Matter!