Another day of crime free living for our fame heroes, Blinky and Pooping Laughter. I mean, Slinky and Laughing Matter, hehe, anywho they were eating pooptato chips ahoy when they got a buzz on the phone. The chief said some people said they saw some weird looked dudes that looked like Jim Carry mixed with Chris Brown with a twist of Micheal Jackson. They knew it was serious when they said Chris Brown, trust me you don't want to know why. Anywho, hehe, they went in the car and got to the scene where there was a crashed ship that was not earth-like because it was in the shape of a ritz cracker. Laughing Matter was dumb enough (ikr) to approach the ship and as soon as he reached the ship...a holographic pad appeared with Galahad on it. So he played the game and when he beat it the ship opened and out came a rounded being of no place they know of. Luckily, like most movies, they spoke English and said that they were a species called the ritz bits. Personally Slinky would have called them lucky charms but he didn't want to come across mean. Then the ritz bits, or as I like to call them, my little ponies, said...

Hehe! I can't tell you what he said until next time so make sure you come back soon and order more laughs!