Let's sum up what happened last time. Chief called about some strange people that has nothing to do with the story, laughing matter beat the game galahad, or as it's supposed to be called, galaga, and they found a English speaking ritz bits. Where do I begin, ah yes! The ritz bits said hola! Oh, excuse me, he said hello! I forgot they spoke English. Then walked up to slinky and put his hand, I think it was a hand, and when slinky went to shake it the ritz bit tranquilized him and shoved him in a bag. Laughing matter grabbed his alien laser gun, for this kind of occasion, and tried to shoot the ritz bit but of course he missed. But, wait, he didn't just miss, oh no, he shot himself and also knocked himself out when he fell and hit his head on a rock. To recap, slinky is tranquilized and in a bag and matter has shot and knocked himself out. They woke up in a prison which for some reason had tile walls and wallpapered floors. I think they accidentally got the wall and floor mixed up but, oh, who could tell, right?! Slinky was wrapped in aluminum foil and matter was stuck in some sort of rusty metal pipe which made him look fatter than normal. Slinky was able to escape by stretching but matter was a little less fortunate. Slinky would come back for for him when he found a way to escape. So slinky left and creeped along hallways and corridors until he saw some ritz bits. There were 3 of them. One had a fake mustache and an army helmet, another had some underwear and a worker helmet on, and the last on was sucking on a pacifier. slinky karate chopped the pacifier one and slapped the underwear one but was corner by the mustache one. When slinky thought it was over, matter belly flopped on the mustache one while still stuck in the pipe. When matter stood up the ritz bit was flattened on the pipe like a sticker. The slinky had a good idea. He used the peanut butter and cheese cream inside the ritz bits to lube up the pie and matter slipped out easily except for the part where he hit his head against the wall again. They made their way to the bridge where there was al least 30 ritz bits including the captain. They started piling up on them and they were getting smushed...

Stay tuned for the next part of the story and for more laughs!!!