Last time slinky and laughing matter were getting squashed by ritz bits. All hope was lost. Until something sprung out of the entrance in which they came threw...
back when they were dealing with glass eye they got a dog. As special dog. It
This dog had superior strength to other dogs and had an easier time rejecting treats when it wasn't the right time. Unfortunately he was a little clumsy. His name? Wonderdog, no, supermutt, not that either, bob, yes! Bob flew out of the entrance and started eating the ritz bits. There was screaming, terror, the feeling of satisfaction, and the feeling of wet pants. On a side note, the wet pants was laughing matters of course. Anywho, hehe, slinky was able to break free and started shooting the with the alien lazer. Unfortunately, matter tried to shoot them as well but, of course, he missed, but this time he didn't shoot himself, oh no. This time he shot slinky in the boing loings! Slinky yelled at matter to give the weapon to bob so he could shoot them. Yes, bob could do that! After they were all dead, or when they were all squished, slinky took the wheel of the ship and pressed the forward button. When he pressed it a screen popped up and started talking. It said "hello, welcome to whirlpoo 3124 version 847. Please choose your destination." Slinky chose their planet. The the screen said "sorry that location does not compute. Please try again." So he tried again. The screen said "sorry that location does not exist, would you like to go earth instead?" Slinky hit the yes button and the screen said "my module says you pressed...no. Would you like to go to earth?" Slinky started to hit screen while matter walked up and pulled him away. Matter told slinky that he was a master at flying ships. Slinky didn't think so because he never flew a ship before. Matter walked up and pressed the forward button. The screen said "please choose your location." Matter chose earth. The screen said "are you ready? Press the forward button to begin your journey to earth." Matter pressed the forward button and they jumped into hyperspace which for some reason was taken from Star Wars. Slinky thought that the ritz bits stole parts from tatooine or something. Then the hyperspace stopped and they were over earth. They found some really tight space suits and started to float towards earth. Bob had an inflatable suit in his regular suit. When they entered the atmosphere they realized that they would crash into the ground but luckily, like always, bob had a mile long parachute which took 3 hours for them to land because it slowed them down so much. They finally landed and got to chief. They showed him evidence about the ritz bits and chief made a file about them and if one was spotted or would get killed. But three weeks later something in front on the car and slimy accidentally ran it over. He got out of the car to see what it was and to his surprise it was a...
In order to know what slinky ran over, you will have to read the last part of the story sequence and, oh boy, get ready for the laughs!!
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