Last time slinky and matter landed back on earth but here weeks later slinky ran something over. It was a ritz bit. He immediately destroyed it. He took some DNA and examined it. Then he used it to track others in the area. He made a digital map and the orange dots showed where they were. They were everywhere, even in matters jar of peanut butter! He showed this to chief and he made an emergency code level 3 which means bring in the army to suppress the ritz bits. They tried all they could but they could not get them all. Then slinky had an idea. In his basement was a failed testing chamber that was supposed to improve their powers or something. He got it and spent hours fixing it. Finally he put himself in it and lots of buzzing and clanking started happening. Then a ding, like a microwave, came and he stepped out and found out that he got a new power in which he could take control of electronics anywhere. Then matter stepped in and during this he figured out that whatever you were thinking about that is what your power was. So when matter came out he had the power of extreme fart gas. He could make a fart bomb, control fart bubbles, and make others faint from a really bad smell from within. So slinky immediately used his new power to make all of the ritz bits technology explode. Then, if that didn't totally kill them, matter sent out hundreds of extreme fart bombs and suffocated the ritz bits all over the world. So really, the real hero was laughing matter but slinkys power is so much cooler, right. Anywho, hehe, they saved the world from becoming round snak crackers with cream filling and sent a message to all ritz bits. NEVER MESS WITH SLINKY OR LAUGHING MATTER!! Well al least don't mess with slinky. Matter on the other hand probably would shoot himself or something stupid like that!
Thanks for reading the series of slinky and Laughing matter: saving the universe! Stay tuned for a new story and more laughs to come! THE END!!!!
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