Dear Diary.....

Can you keep a secret for me?

I… like…..

…L-let me close the windows first.

                                                      *CLICK*

O-okay…. So… I… I like…

F**k. Lock the front door. Lock the front door!

                                                       *KLAK*

Tch. Now where was I… right, my secret…it’s….

........Sorry, the kettle’s boiling. D*MN IT!

                                  *POP - FLING - CRAAAAAAASH!*

… Ahem…….. 

I… I…… I like………………

               I really like steam trains.

You know, the ones that go ‘choo-choo, chugga, chugga' along?

A-and with the beautiful veil of steam flowing out from its funnel?

..................................... They are so gorgeous!! (^///^)

Although I represent the loathing of all humankind and their science.
... I-I cannot find the heart to hate these majestic iron beasts.

The way they glide across iron tracks with grace. Like metal doves.

The bending of their carts as they dance around hills. Snakes on trees.

To see them fly over grand wooden bridges and not flop down. Perfect.

..................A dragon...A mammoth... A beast of power and etiquette.

....If given a chance.

                 This Fairy Queen would be honored to Ride this Monster.

............Aaaah. M-my heart won't stop racing. Just thinking about it makes my wings curl and my antennae twitch. I-I so want to touch its iron skin and--

GET THE F**K OUT YOU D*MN SPARROW! SHOO! SHOOOOOO! I SAID GIT!

THIS TREE IS MY HOME! NOT YOURS! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

………………......................................... Gack! (OxO)

                                    It...It heard my secret... didn't it?

.....................................................................OH YOO-HOOOOOO!

Why come here little birdie, birdie. This Fairy Queen Won’t hurt you!

No, no, no. She will only comb you with her wonderful magic.

Not bathe you in  a Level 50 Fireball Spell. Of course nooooooot.

It might hurt a little bit, but trust me…

                            You’ll be fine.♥