Your P.O.V.

 You're walking along the road, texting someone on your phone while whistling an old Beatles song. All of a sudden, you come across a 2p that's standing in front of a telephone pole near a local library. It's juuust your rotten luck that you're old enough to go on a walk without your parents, but that doesn't matter right now. What does matter is that you're on your way to buy yourself some cheap blue lipstick from the Dollar Dollar store. The 2p introduces himself as Luciano Vargas, leader of the Italian Mafia. He then asks you what you are up to. "I'm just going to buy myself some pretty blue lipstick, that's all," you explain. You say this while slightly blushing.