Just as I was about to close the book on this case, it occurred to me.

"...Wait, how do you know all of this?"

"Ah. This reminds me. I have something to return to you, Lady Secord."

I blinked, the conversation ended so suddenly my brain couldn't process it.

I watched as Niko Tesla left the corner of his... her workshop and approached us for the first time. Even Lara Secord had this confused look while she was quietly patting the bums of her two children she was breastfeeding again.

The Androgynous inventor plucked something out from his overall pocket.

It looked like a small book. It had glitter glue in the shape of hearts and stars.

Some serious girly sh*t.

"Here is your Diary, Lady Secord. You dropped-BGFFFFFFFFFFFFF!?!?!?!?!"

It hadn't been two seconds, and the housewife punched the Androgynous Inventor in the jaw. A M*ke T*son class Left Hook with 8000 pounds of force.

I tried to stop her from going ham on the poor guy... girl...'oi you'

But what could I do when two round babies were tossed into my arms!?
I-I can't just drop them and tackle a raging mother!

Also, I ran out of Pepper Spray in the last fight! I'll be defenseless!

...Protect me, babies! Protect me! (>///<)