Dear Diary! Dear Diary! Hark!
I have exciting news after my recent exploration in......
Sssssssh! L-let me lock the front door first!
*Click*
A-and the windows.
*Klak*
Sh-sh*t, th-the curtains are stuck! Hnnnnnnngggggggg—
*POP*
*Flop*
Bugyaggffffffff (>x<)……..I-I’m fine. F-forget that I’m bleeding.
I-I have to tell you something important!
I just returned from my covert operation in the human world! I was able to transfix the Temporal Space coordinates to the right era necessary!
I know this was the exact year, where the item I have in my hands was made.
No mistake.
You may be asking what is this I have in my grasp? The size of a human plate.
Ku-ku-ku...I will tell you
But, before I do, as Queen, you must swear to me an Oath of Silence.
………….. Go on, say it. It’s not very difficult.
Repeat at me.
Galuth. Valkata. Piconovba. Tikannita. Orothufuss…
…………………..............................................................................................SAY IT!
*Viewers: Please recite the garbage words before continuing*
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.......................................*You may proceed*
Good, I do not expect any less than my faithful diary (or my faithful servants)
You (all) get a Royal pat on the head.
………………Now Business.
The item of which I've staked my life and limb in acquiring. After infiltrating behind enemy lines, through their so-called electronic security and what not.
I almost lost my legs to a German Shepard too... And it looked lonely (>///<).
… I present to you… the accumulation of human technology harvested into the form of this mirrored plate! It is…
MicroFloppy Train Simulator 2001
Bow before my power.
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