Ellie runs into my room looking flustered. she's blushing. a lot. i snap my magazine shut. not that id been looking at pictures of naked girls or anything. 

"What?" i say.

"Important news. a new girl moved in two doors down." she said

"wait what?"

"next to mary gayzarebad" she said. "she looks around our age."

i was about to ask: "is she hot?" but then realized that ellie didnt know so instead asked:

"what's she look like?"

"really ho- i mean she looks nice. she has ginger hair in space buns and... yeah." she said awkwardly. "she has two cats and a brother. they moved from scotland but theyre originally from here, manchester. they moved back becau-"

"how do you know all this?" i interrupted.

"uh..." 

"insta?"

"yeaahh..." she showed me and oh my god. she is the most beautiful person i have ever seen. her two cats (frankie and benny) are just as cute as her. if thats possible. it might be a bit soon but...... *in american accent* oh my gooooooddd im freeeaaakinggg in looooove like srsly what the hellllllllllll yassssssssssssssss kweeeeen yaaaaaass