"Bean! Could you come down here, please?"

My friend Ryu left his 1 year old brother with us while he went on a vacation. I loved kids, yes, but I didn't like this one in particular. See, Evan (That's this demon child's name,) has a strong attachment to Soki. HE HOGS HIM FROM ME!

Soki yawns as he enters the kitchen. He'd just woken from a nap.

"What..?" He opened his eyes and trudged to me and Evan. Evan sprung out of his high chair.

"Daddy!" he said with a grin. He extended his lil baby arms to Soki. Soki let out a chuckle and picked him up.

"Hai, Evan-Weven!" Soki cooed, bouncing Evan up and down. "Did you miss Daddy?"

Evan let out a squeak that I could only assume meant "Yes".

I sighed. "I missed you too, Daddy," I said, walking over to Soki. I put my arms around his waist and kissed his neck. "Where's your love and affection to me?"

Soki's face went pale, then regained color.

"I'm not your Daddy," Soki said, blushing and looking away.

"True. If any of us was to be Daddy, it'd be me. At least, that's what you call me, anyway.."

Soki playfully smacked my arm.

"sHuT tHe FuCk, Up!" He whispered to me. "He'Ll HeAr YoU."

I laughed, all while staring at Evan.

"Well Evan, I guess we have to share a Daddy," I joked. 

"One more joke like that, and I'm kicking you out of the house," Soki said coldy.

"Okay! Jeeze, I'll stop! Chill!" I giggle, trying my best to hold my laughs.

It's true, though, he's my Daddy, and my Daddy only:3