Dear Diary... tell me straight.

Don't you think this Compact Disc is very odd?

Earlier during my reconnaissance, the humans had much talk about the creation and production of this flimsy little Silver Plate.

They said something how this 'game', this 'simulator' was the first step in an evolutionary leap, that would 'raise the bar' for all 'computers' in the future.

Something about 'seeing the possibility of playing games into a computer the size of your hand, with high-definition realistic graphics'

.......................Or perhaps they were just really drunk and mumbled sh*t.

I don't know... I do recall doing that sometimes... 

... Is that why Semiramis sometimes glares at me when she thinks I don't notice?......... What exactly did I say to her in my last drunken rampage?

........................................Meh *Shrug*.

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.............. Train Simulator 2001.......... The power is hiding in your body.

Yet I can't tap into that endless pool of infinite possibilities!?

Why!? I am a Queen of a Fairy Kingdom!! I know 98% of all the magic in my realm and a couple of forbidden lore that allow my treehouse to leap through time and space! Why!? Why can't I do anything to draw your poweeeeeer!?

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... Stupid piece of cr--

                                   *KICK*

GYAAGYAGYA! 01011100100101010101010010101010!?

Wh-what the f**k did I just blurt out!? I-I only scraped my toe into the disc's grooves and.......................Scrape?...Grooves?

...C-could this Compact Disc be... some kind of Record?

.......... *Sliiiiiide*

GYAGYAGYA! N-N-Next stop to Yokohama! P-please stay clear of the doors!
おねがいします！おねがいします！おねがいします！おねがいします！

Wh-what!? What!? *Slip* GGEGGFMBFFBB!--- (@x@)

===STRUCT GROUP_INFO INIT_GROUPS = { . USAGE = ATOMIC_INIT(2) };

===NBLOCKS = (GIDSETSIZE + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / ===NGROUPS_PER-BLOCK;

===IF(GIDSETSIZE <= NGROUPS_SMALL) GROUP = NEGATIVE;

===ELSE GROUP = POSITIVE

Geggfff! Cough! Wh-what did I just say all of a sudden!?

I-is this some kind of Anti-Hacking Hex!? I-Impossible, humans don’t know how to use magic! Let alone figure out the Fibonacci Ratio without vomiting!

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….. I… I think for now, until I figure out what Magical Encryption the humans have put on this Relic... I-I’ll just hide it under my bed.

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… Sh*t, it won’t fit.