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Dandy Lionhart (A Hobbit Spy's Diary)

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Aug 09, 2019


Dear Nyarl...... I-I'm not much of a flirt, right?


Farku tried to be friends with me. 

Um, I don’t know how he usually approaches girl but he's very... forward. For example, he didn't give me flowers - he just straight asked if I wanted a kiss.

... D-do I look that frustrated.

I later understand, he practice Free Love. He believes he is for everyone.

..........................................Essentially, I feel like he just wants ***.

... Although now that I think about it... he's very gentle. Never once was he rough whenever he pat my head, poked my cheeks, or pinch my nose.

He even calls me a Penguin... a-am I really that chubby!? (>///<)

Regardless of how he acts in Blackstaff Tower, once he is on a mission--

--He is ready to protect and kill.


Like just the other day, Farku brought me along for an important mission.
I-I was Level 5, and he pulled me into a Level 13 Quest...

... I don't know why, but I had my butt clenched the entire time.

But his true colors showed, when he told me: I could use his body as my shield... I-I hate to do so - but I took him up for his offer.

D-don't judge me Nyarl! I'm 3' 9" and my AC is 15! A Kobold could r*pe me!


In the end, I don’t know if he is a relaxed kind of man or likes to show off. Every time he bashed in a Level 10 Skeleton or Vampire with his holy mace, he would wink at me and call me names.

Like bby, sweety, little cutie…

…Uwaaaaaaaaah. I-I was trained to endure torture, b-but this is beyond my scope of practice! (>///<)

How can I react to him, when he cleaves off heads of Lv 18 Death Knights!?

totocanada
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Flaw: one of a criteria in making a character. As much as Heroes have talents and superpowers, they also have flaws and Players would select a pre-made trait based on their Character Background or make one up. Examples include: I must bed every men / women I meet (Bard); I solve my problems with a punch (Sorcerer); Dude where is my Wagon (Fighter); I want a PhD, I'm hungry (Barbarian); Where is a hot girl for me to whip? I'm frustrated (Ranger Woman).

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