"WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU NOT HAD!"

"I don't know what else their is to have."

Shamu then quickly reached into the center of the table and pulled out a little booklet and scooted over next to me.

"This is the menu, it list all of the food items they have."

he said this quickly wile pointing at all the items on the pages wile flipping them.

"There it is, buffalo wings."

he was pointing at a picture of tiny chicken legs and other tiny parts of chicken they seemed to be grilled then marinated in a sweet and zesty barbecue sauce, next to them was 4-5 peaces of celery and a small tub of ranch. 

To be honest they looked delicious. i thought.

  "How long tell they get here?" I inquired 

"I don't know like maybe five minuets."

he sounded hungry. like as if it read my mind his stomach growled a deep grumble that could give tigers a run for their money , and as if on que one of the lades from the bar comes walking in with the wings and the drinks on a tray.

As she sets them down she asks,

"Will that be all for you today?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Come get me when you are ready to pay."

And with that she walks of succeeding with her mission.

"So before I succumb to hunger how do we pay." I asked 

"Oh my god  i don't know what i was expecting," he proceeded to face palm and sigh with max force.

"Ok sorry i asked i just don't want to get into trouble because i can't pay." 

"no it's fine, just let me take care of it."

since that was taken care of i could now eat this mysterious food in peace, i when to reach for one when Shamu caught my wrist.

"What now?" I said done with this sh*t.

"use a fork." he said this wile handing me a mini trident.

the shaft of the trident was flat and metallic, the head of the trident was metallic as well but small and sharp. 

I took the thing by the shaft and stabed one gently the thing slid efertlessly into the meat i then diped it into the ranch and the bit it.

...

...

it was the most delicious thing i have ever tasted it was like god came down and gave me chicken.

...

Shamu is giving me a weird look. did i do something but not to my knowledge was i not supposed to dip it into ranch is that like a taboo thing am i going to jail i don't want to go to jail my mom told me terrible stories about that place.

About half way through my panic attack i finally get the common sense to ask "What?"

"Was it that good?"

"Was what that good?"

"The food."

"Yes, why what did i do?''

"Hahe ehah ha (just imagine a good laugh i suck a writing them.) you realize you moaned when you took a bite."

"N-No I didn't realize that." I stuttered this out wile my face turned as hot as the sun.

"B-But to my defense i have never tasted anything this good."

"we'll see about that." he muttered so quietly that even my over  sensitive ears could not understand him.

"What."

"Nothing."

"Hmm."

_________________________________________________this is no longer canon unless me and unoriginal artiest make it canon and this is the end of the episode 

_________________________________________________Just as i finished answering my instincts went into high gear as i sensed a presence the felt godlike wait my mistake just two king like presence,  I turned my head and there were two people the taller one had his arm around the other one he had black hair and was finely dressed he had the stronger of the two presences the other one was a smaller albino boy with longish hair that covered his ears. their presence was suffocating .

I must have been starting to freak out because Shamu said "You can feel it too?"

"yea."

as soon as i answered they looked over here two pairs of eyes one red and one black honed in on use the red ones narrowed into slits and then