Dear Nyarl....

I almost got eaten by a Bear…

…Or rather, someone who was as big and as thick as a bear… and… loaded with muscles… *Drooool*....Geff!? (O///O)

A-ahem sorry, I lost my track of thought. Cough. H-his name was Bear—I mean Mike Hawk. N-now, he wasn’t an Aarakocra, b-but more like human and ‘big’. Loaded with muscles....muscles...bulging....... *Drooool*..(O///O)!!

Cough. A-ahem!

Turns out, Mr. Bear--I mean Mike Hawk was a member of Force Grey, an ally. 
I remember I was out on a job to deal with some goblins, but got ambushed. He just happened to be passing by, and gave me a hand. 

If it weren't for Mr. B--I mean Mike Hawk, those goblins would... Uwaah i-imagine all the perverted positions I would have been trapped in. Thank goodness he was strong enough to wipe out six goblins with one Axe Swing.

Still, I feel guilty. I actually thought he was going to eat me for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... m-maybe save my eyes for dessert... but he kept saying:

“N-no, no little one. I’m Mike Hawk. I-I’m not a bear. I’m a human. My totem IS a Bear as I am a Barbarian from the Hawk Tribe.”

He kept saying that, but maybe I was too scared I failed to hear him out.

The only thing I remember was

“PLEASE DON’T EAT ME! (>///<)”

“I-I don’t eat people little one,
th-that would be bad for digestion.”

I felt bad for judging him. In the end, he was a really nice Bear...Mike! (>///<)